What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 18.06.2025 02:38

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No way
share office space ...
What can I do to deal with disrespectful children?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Still no good.
Just Forget it!
Still no good
Loons and Moons
Why is Eric Clapton so roundly disliked among guitarists?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Hysterias & Posteriors
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Then came..
Minds and Behinds
What are some examples of a threat to democracy in India?
So they tried
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Freaks and Cheeks
What is the word for truth and its meaning in Koine Greek?
Another attempt resulted in ...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Nuts and Butts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Unacceptable again!
Next, they tried...
I want to touch my sister’s boobs. What do I say?
So, the docs changed it to read
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Is the Chinese economy currently collapsing? If not, what could potentially cause it to collapse?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
They put up a sign reading
No go.
How do you deal with a neighbor stealing?
Thumbs down again.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
No, not a chance
What are some prime examples of gibberish from the bible?
Everyone loved it.
Catatonics & High Colonics
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to